Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t haha
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
making terrariums in a jar
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
Sorry, not sorry. #crossstitch #naughtylittlestitch
